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The 41 most unrealistic Donald Trump quotes of 2018

I've done it because I think it's important for the public to know what the president says – and very few people have time to review all their public comments to see what's there. I have that time (insert "get a life" comments here), and so I dedicate myself to documenting, contextualization and yes, sometimes poking fun on Trump's comments about, yes, all over the last year.What's amazing here is that Trump seems completely unaware of the role he played in the country's fragmentation. That's not to say we were not shared before 201 6 – we were – but that's to say that Trump worsened these divisions for political gain, and continues to do that. 2. "My whole life has been warmth. I like heat in a certain way." I've always been more a cold guy. 3rd "You are a little more traditional politician (than me)." Leader in the clubhouse for underdrive of the year. 4th "I think my positions will be what the people in this room come up with." It was back these days, which seems so long ago, when people thought that Trump could actually be willing to do something about a comprehensive reform package for immigrants. Within days – maybe even hours – by Trump, indicating that he would be open to any form of compromise that came from Congress, he returned. 5th "Remember two things. Number one, I said, we're going to say Christmas again. And the second, I said, I would give you…

I’ve done it because I think it’s important for the public to know what the president says – and very few people have time to review all their public comments to see what’s there. I have that time (insert “get a life” comments here), and so I dedicate myself to documenting, contextualization and yes, sometimes poking fun on Trump’s comments about, yes, all over the last year.

What’s amazing here is that Trump seems completely unaware of the role he played in the country’s fragmentation. That’s not to say we were not shared before 201

6 – we were – but that’s to say that Trump worsened these divisions for political gain, and continues to do that.

2. “My whole life has been warmth. I like heat in a certain way.”

I’ve always been more a cold guy.

3rd “You are a little more traditional politician (than me).”

Leader in the clubhouse for underdrive of the year.

4th “I think my positions will be what the people in this room come up with.”

It was back these days, which seems so long ago, when people thought that Trump could actually be willing to do something about a comprehensive reform package for immigrants. Within days – maybe even hours – by Trump, indicating that he would be open to any form of compromise that came from Congress, he returned.

5th “Remember two things. Number one, I said, we’re going to say Christmas again. And the second, I said, I would give you a Christmas gift.”

Trump said this on February 6, 2018. Merry Christmas.

6th “It’s ideal, it’s wonderful, it’s a beautiful thing.”

It does not matter what Trump talked about? It does not.

7th “He was a great cheerleader for the country, but not good at the trade.”

Trump on Ronald Reagan. I’m sure the Republican establishment had that rating.

8th “I never polished it. I do not know if it’s popular. I do not know if it’s unpopular.”

Evergreen Quote.

ninth “We have the worst laws.”

An actual quote by the United States president. (Twice!) [19659019] 10. “You go to the hospital. You have a broken arm. You’re out, you’re a drug addict with this crap.”

This feels like a simplification of opioid epidemic. Also in hospital. And broken arms.

eleventh “I would give an A +.”

The most Trumpian quotation ever. Most people when they asked to rate their performance say “B” or something like that. Room for improvement and false modesty and all that. Do not drum. A + !!!!!!

12, “And nobody knows what a community college is.”

Is that so?

13 “We are all fights, but I love fighting these kinds.”

This is the worst thing that Trump said throughout this speech. He loves to fight – at least rhetorically. Love it.

fourteenth “He would stand up for these crowds. And by the way, without any musical instruments.”

Jay Z’s biggest crime was not that he supported Hillary Clinton. It was that his music did not require musical instruments, according to Trump. HORROR.

15th “Do you ever have other thoughts about something?”

Literally every second every day.

16th “We have conquered evil that no one has ever seen.”

The best evil. The biggest evil. Believe me.

17th “The past does not have to define the future.”

“The past is not dead. It’s not even passed.” – William Faulkner

18. “I think that’s a rough situation over there. There’s no question about that.”

Donald Trump on human rights violations in North Korea: “Coarse situation over there.”

19th “And the biggest phrase I think in politics history is on all the red and white hats I look like there:” Make America Great Again. “”

Modesty has never been a Trump-strong suit. Not ever.

20th “And together we will make America well again.”

Let’s get rich! [Cue Scrooge McDuck montage]

21. “We will make America love again. Love it. Love it.”

Love it. Do it. Now.

22nd “They said,” Mr., would you go back? ” Would you mind if we did not stop? “I said,” There is no way. We can not stop, right? “

This was Trump describing what the Air Force One pilots told him when the planet was circling a South Carolina campaign experience. Also,” There’s no way. We can not stop “is a decent slogan for the Trump Bureau.

23.” Please take your voices out tomorrow and vote. “

Actual Quote from the United States President.

24.” Sometimes you have to tip your own horn because no one else will do it. “

Donald Trump, explained in 16 words.

I, for one, do not own a boat. Yet.

26.” We’ll win in space. “

What would this mean? a war in space that I do not know about? I feel I should have heard of this, right?

27. “Big pillows. I actually use them, believe it or not. “

Donald Trump is a pillow guy! In addition, the My Pillow guy is a HUGE Trump supporter.

28.” You know, I was equipped with very bad hands. “

Born in a Rich Family? CHECK. Recipients of millions of dollars from their parents? CHECK. Yes, this checks everything out.

29. “I hold both countries responsible. I think the US has been stupid. I think we all have been stupid … And I think we all should blame. “

This is a line that will live in infamy. Trump immediately asked,” Do you hold Russia on all responsibilities for something special? “replied, with Russia’s President Vladimir Putin who was next to him, this is the very blatant answer.

It’s a great answer to what should be a very simple answer: Yes, I believe our intelligence environment and Senate Intelligence Committee to Russia actively meddled in the election to help me harm Hillary Clinton and such chaos. It’s hard to properly contextualize what it means when the US president stands next to the Russian president saying he can not say about Putin or the US The intelligence service should believe.

30. “It only shows when you get good grades, you can say something.”

Trump said the silent part high! If you needed Trump’s view on the media – and about life in general – in one sense, that would be the meaning I would write. If you listen carefully to Trump, he always tells exactly what he thinks and who he is.

31st “What’s happening is a shame.”

A Republican President offers his thoughts on his own justice department.

32nd “We love winners. We love winners. Winners are winners.”

[nods head slowly but knowingly]

33. “Hi, I’m the President of the United States! I’m not the president of the world.”

This is a good line that probably works well even outside Trump’s most committed bass.

34th “He may have had a bad past. Who knows, you know? Maybe he has had some, I think, accusations made. Do not he have any things in his past?”

The 45th President Reflects on the First President: “Did not he have any things in his past?”

35th “You know, with Biden, you go like this – whew – and he goes down.”

No big deal! Only the president of the United States said he would knock out the former vice president in the United States with a blow!

36th “Even one of them recently said that President Trump made promises, but he has kept many more promises. I mean, much more than I did.”

[gets out scratch paper] So, you say you’ve kept more promises than you’ve done, huh? OK, let me just figure it out … [head explodes]

37. “To be honest – I’m honest, I thought it was one – I thought it was a very close to complete the victory.”

Trump the day after the 2018 election where his party lost 40 seats and control over the House, not to mention seven state administrations and hundreds of state legislators. But sure!

38th “Nobody has ever done so much in the first two years of a presidency like this administration. None. None.”

It’s hard to actually check this statement because it’s not clear what Metric Trump quotes when he says “no one has ever done so much.” Does it mean that bills passed? Executive order signed? Regulations rolled back?

NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION NO COLLECTION NO. SAMLING

40. “I do not know who Lil Jon is. I do not. I do not.”

41st “And when you talk about an atmosphere, the oceans are very small and it blows over and it sails over.”

This is not the onion. This is a real quote. On the “oceans are very small” point: the oceans cover about 70% of the earth’s surface.

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