The first December episode of Saturday Night Live kicked off with Alec Baldwin, who returned as Donald Trump after a…
The first December episode of Saturday Night Live kicked off with Alec Baldwin, who returned as Donald Trump after a short break after his little parking lot event (we will come in later on).
SNL ‘s cold open featured Baldwin’s Trump in Argentina for the G20. He has a sleepless night on the balcony of his hotel room, as the walls of the Mueller survey end up on him.
“I feel they are coming after meeeeeeee!” He complains to Melania (Cicely Strong) 19659003] Melania does her best to comfort her anxiety and says, “Worst case, you will go to prison and transfer your money to me to protect you.”
As she walks out, Kate McKinnon as a creepy clipped Rudy Giuliani pops on him after hanging up and down under the balcony. Trump asks him about updates about the Mueller investigation as he answers that there is good news that “it’s almost over.” When Trump asks what the bad news is, Giuliani replies: “It’s almost over.”
Trump then asks for an update on his legal defense and Giuliani says, “I’m involved so it’s not good … this may be the first time a lawyer tells mental illness” before he literally spreads his flattering muscles and flies away.
In search of more comfort, Trump makes a phone for … Michael Cohen! Yes, Ben Stiller is back like Cohen and when he answers he is nervous and crying: “I will not talk to you!” He admits that he can not say no to his “Donnie Trumpiluphigus”.
Instead, Trump asks if he can turn to Eric in age making and a fat suit in the fathers says “Eric will never get on.”
Trump admits he is sad that Cohen will be jailed because he was like a son to him.
“Why are you making me do illegal things,” Whines Cohen “
Trump answers,” Because you’re like a son to me. “
After hanging on Cohen, Trump says,” I have not been so upset since I turned out over the parking lot “- which is an obvious blink, nudge-nudge from Baldwin about his little scuffle that created headlines.
Finally, a shirtless Beck Bennett appears as Putin on the balcony to talk with Trump As we all know, Trump was a little pouty about Putin with a special handshake and bromans with the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed Bin Salman ̵
1; who just happens to be there also in the form of Fred Armisen.
Trump is a little jealous but Putin assures him that he and the Crown Prince is not “smile or anything.”
“You’re not my side,” Putin says. “You’re like my premier girlfriend … this guy is a random hooker.”
After a few more secret handshakes and joke about killing e a journalist, Trump stands alone on the balcony and singing on his own his own edition of “Don ‘t Cry For Me Argentina. “
” The truth is that I’m very guilty, “he sings.” Somewhat little no and maybe betrayal, I kept my promise … oh no, I did not. “
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