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Single Enzely 3al Gym

El 7enayen “ matshedish 3ala nafsak keda laygelak robat saliby” We all know that guy who walks up to you, wipes the sweat off your forehead…

El 7enayen “ matshedish 3ala nafsak keda laygelak robat saliby”

We all know that guy who walks up to you, wipes the sweat off your forehead and says “You are just perfect and you don’t need to workout aslan”. We, women,  aren’t attracted to this type of guys because there’s nothing challenging about it. We don’t want the type that’s ALWAYS on the lovey dovey side. Dude, seriously, keep your advice for yourself. I already know what I want and it’s not you.

El Coach “ 3ala fekra ana single w enta 3azim ya coach”

That coach who is being drooled over by all women on Instagram. The one that you only go to his classes to flirt and see flex. I think you can all name at least a few, no? Can you imagine one of them coming up to you just to help you poor, child, get your squats or bur-pees right?. Coach I swear, I am the luckiest to have you around to give me your guidance. P.S.” I Love You Coach.”

El Wa7sh “ hadid hadid hadid”

Imagine hitting the gym after a long day at work. You get yourself set up and you start your workout in peace, minding nothing and no one but your own business. And then, out of nowhere, you hear a mighty roar that sounds like “3AAAAHHHHHH”. You start looking around, when suddenly, it hits again “AHHHHHHH” and finally, El wa7sh appears. He is lifting heavy weights, you find yourself involuntarily staring at him because of all those muscles. They’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Eventually, hr turns around and looks at you in a dismissive manner. Why? Because he’s not into you, he’s into breaking his own record, right now. Finally, you snap out of it and slowly, you start getting back to your own workout, when you find yourself uttering “3ash ya wa7sh!”.

Tshoufy t2ouli okhtek “ cute aktar menak”

Today, women aren’t unfortunately your only challenge when you’re trying to get a man’s attention at the gym. Men are, too. You’ll sometimes find yourself stuck in a rut when the guy next to you has lips that are fuller than yours will ever be. He’s got his perfect, matching outfit on and is ready to go after your man! Well, not really your man in real life, but your man in your head.

Don’t get frustrated too soon. You can still befriend them and get on their good side.

Don’t get very frustrated they gotta be your best friends more than your girl friends maybe.

EL Tenak …. ANA 3AREF ENY MOZZ 3ALA FEKRA

Now, you’re in a complete state of giving up and you start showing up in your PJs to the gym because it doesn’t even matter anymore. And BAM, you spot the hottest dude that you’ve ever seen in your entire, sad life. But, the only catch here is that he’s the most arrogant you’ve ever seen, as well. He doesn’t even notice all the little tricks you’re trying to play out. Don’t worry, he will not look. And finally, after countless trials, you find yourself thinking “TOZ FEEK!”

El Mlaza2

The one who never walks around without his tanning oil. He’s always sporting a wet hair look and always on the hunt for anyone to hook up with. My advice, stay away from him if you don’t want someone texting you “Enty 3asal awe!” After you’ve so moronically given him your number. Remember, even if you decide to lower your standards, there’s a certain degree to it.

And if you happen to fall into the trap of giving him your number, just immediately block him, afterwards.

7abib El banat kolaha “ Hi, I’m a social butterfly!”

The guy who only goes to the gym to take take selfies in order to show everyone that he actually goes to the gym. “Yeah, man! Working out is my life!”, “Behold, my biceps and triceps. Yep, this is, indeed a six pack”

He’ll try to mingle by starting a conversation with you, which will eventually lead to him sending you all sorts of friend requests on all social media platforms. He’ll intentionally take a photo with you, so he can post it on Instagram. So, girl, You’d better run for your life.

Ladies, the conclusion here is that the gym isn’t probably the best place to try to look for dates. If anything, it’s more on the disastrous side. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Good Luck Ladies

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Faela