Senate servers all went out at night for midterm to give ongoing comments when the results came in. Seth Meyers…
Senate servers all went out at night for midterm to give ongoing comments when the results came in.
Last night with Seth Meyers, the host said that while it was not right, the blue whistle as many had hoped, “it was at least a blue ripple”.
He continued: “If you have been in the desert for two years, a little splash of water feels like a giant tsunami.”  The Democrats who control the House are “a major development for a number of reasons” and Meyers linked it back to the message that was provided before people were able to vote.
“The Democrats’ final message was mainly about health care,” he said. “Trump, on the other hand, tried to scare people with racist conspiracy theories about the migratory caravan’s road to the southern border.”
Trump said in his latest conversation talking about the economy is often seen as boring. “Dude, the economy is your first job,” said Meyers. “It’s like getting in an uber and hearing your driver say,” Sometimes it’s not exciting to keep an eye on the road. “”
Fox News host Sean Hannity got on fire to join Trump on stage in a rally and Meyers was having trouble with Hannity pretending he did not know it would happen. “You ran on stage as a competitor on the price is right,” he said. “You just flew to Missouri on a lark.”
Trump also took on Ivanka Trump, Rush Limbaugh and Jeanine Pirro. “All they miss is Magneto hovering over them,” he said.
At the late show, Stephen Colbert opened the news that the Democrats had control over the Chamber, which means they can now target Trump with a series of investigations. “We will finally find out if Donald Trump has ever done anything unethical,” he said.
Colbert continued: “Clearly, voters responded to the call of Democrats to expand their care more than Trump’s core message: Latinos will hit you with the stones.”
One of the democratic losses was in Tennessee where Taylor Swift-backed Phil Bredesen failed to secure a victory. “I suppose Tay-Tay did not have a very difficult tail,” he said.
It was also a big victory for Idris Elba, called the sexiest man in the world. “It’s a tough condemnation of the existing Blake Shelton, whose victory last year sent shock waves through the sexy community,” he said.
On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Said the values: “I think we can all agree that the big loser this year is all our thanksgiving supper.”
Reports suggested that Trump placed a lot of debt on Paul Ryan’s house performance. “He is said to be so disappointed with the speaker in the house, maybe he starts calling him Don Jr,” said Kimmel.
As a preparation for the inevitable day goal, Kimmel said that Trump has “spent all night cheating on his return in Mike Pence’s mouth”.
He continued to Texas. “A Texas firearm license is an acceptable form of voter ID, but a college identity card is not saying what you need to know about Texas politics,” he said.
Kimmel described the race between “punk rock newcomer Beto & Rourke and human blobfish Tex Cruz” to reveal that Cruz is just one year older.
“Ted Cruz is the only vampire aging faster than a human being,” he joked.