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6 Advantages of Dating a Zamalkawy

You know how in Egypt, every simple, little task is somehow turned by some random dude into a career? Well,…

You know how in Egypt, every simple, little task is somehow turned by some random dude into a career? Well, turns out we’re not the only cuckoo ones in the world. Hard to believe? Check these jobs out, mate:

1. Human Bed Warmer

In London and Manchester, professional bed-warmers are sent to warm the beds of the guests staying at The Holiday Inn. They literally warm the bed up for you before you can sleep in it. Dr Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said the idea could help people get off to sleep.

2. Professional Bridesmaid

Do you not have enough girlfriends to stand alongside you on your big day? No problem! Because now, you can rent your own set of bridesmaids, undercover ones of course. “Essentially I’m there as the bride’s personal assistant and on-call therapist,” said professional bridesmaid Jen Glantz, cofounder of Bridesmaids For Hire

3. Fake Wedding Cake Renter

Since wedding cakes are becoming more and more expensive by the minute, cakerental.com now offers cakes for rent. According to their website “The main cake is covered with real fondant with the looks and feel of a real cake in every aspect, however the inside is made of foam and there is small compartment to place a small portion of edible cake for the ceremony. After the couple’s “feeding each other” act, the display cake is taken back into the kitchen and the guests are served regular sheet cakes from the local bakery or wholesale store.”

4. Professional Cuddler

Yep, it’s real. You can actually rent someone to cuddle up with. Nope, not weird at all…You can hire a professional cuddler and he/she can charge up tp $80 an hour. Some cuddlers even make up to $400 a night for their services! DAYUM, SON!

5. Electric Shock Giver

Too drunk? no problem. Because now, you can pay for this service that can instantly sober you up…but also kill you in the process..?! In Mexico, street vendors are the peeps behind this special service. This weird AF electric shock is known there as “toques”.

6. Birthday Clown To Stalk Your Children

If that ain’t the creepiest thing ever, I don’t know what is. evilbirthdayclown.com in all seriousness, provides birthday clowns that you can hire to basically, stalk your children. I am just as baffled as you are. What the fuck?

7. Chicken Sexer

I know it sounds bad, but it’s not what you think. Chicken sexers are are people who determine the the sex of a chick…and it’s not very scientific as those dudes highly rely on their intuition.

8. Professional Line Stander

There’s no need to stand in never-ending lines anymore. Now, you can hire someone whose job is to stand in line for you. Imagine the usefulness of that profession on a Black Friday.

9. Professional Mermaid

Yep! It’s a real job. Mermaids are usually hired for birthday party shows. And trust me, becoming a professional, licensed mermaid ain’t cheap. Aqua Mermaid charges $3,800 for a five-day training course.

10. Fortune Cookie Writer


These people are usually freelancers or in-house writers that are hired by fortune cookie manufacturers in order to come up with cool, witty, inspirational phrases to be placed inside cookies. These professionals earn around $40,000 a year.

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